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PANDORA’S BOX FOUND IN OPRAH’S ATTIC!

October 11, 2019 by Frank Lake

MONTECITO, CA – Greek scientists doing research at the University of California at Santa Barbara have announced a major discovery. They’ve found Pandora’s Box in the attic of Oprah Winfrey! … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags greek gods, Montecito, oprah, oprah winfrey, Pandora, santa barbara

OPRAH ADOPTS LINDSAY LOHAN

September 26, 2013 by Tap Vann

Oprah reportedly announced on her network that she has adopted Lindsay Lohan!

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Lindsay, lindsay lohan, lohan, los angeles, Michael Lohan, oprah, oprah winfrey, Winfrey

AFRICAN-AMERICAN AIRLINES

September 20, 2013 by Frank Lake

LOS ANGELES – Tyler Perry reportedly made an offer to buy bankrupt American Airlines. They accepted. The new airline: African-American Airlines.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags American Airlines, bankrupt, bankruptcy, Google Currents, Janet Jackson, oprah, Tyler Perry, will smith

LANCE ARMSTRONG: "MY TWIN BROTHER DID IT"

January 18, 2013 by Tap Vann

Lance Armstrong shocked Oprah by telling her that it was his twin brother, Larry, who rode the bike and took drugs.
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Categories Headlines, Sports, TopStory Tags bullying, Lance Armstrong, oprah, oprah winfrey, tour de france

ROMNEY LEADS BY 15 IN… CALIFORNIA!

October 11, 2012 by Frank Lake

SAN FRANCISCO — In a shocking new poll… Mitt Romney now has a commanding lead in California.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Ann Romney, barack obama, california, ellen, Katie, mitt romney, oprah, sean penn

JESUS HAD A WIFE: SHE LOOKED LIKE OPRAH

September 18, 2012 by Frank Lake

A Colgate College historian has identified a faded, fourth-century scrap of papyrus he calls “Jesus’s Wife’s Diary.” One line of the torn fragment of text purportedly reads: “Jesus said to them, ‘My wife is beautiful.'”

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Christianity, egypt, jesus, oprah, oprah winfrey, Oprah Winfrey Show

OCTOMOM LAUNCHES ADVICE SHOW ON PARENTING

December 9, 2011 by Tap Vann

LOS ANGELES –  Octomom is launching a show on parenting.  It will launch online first, but NBC is reportedly picking it up for the Spring. 

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags dr. phil, nadya suleman, Nadya Suleman Octuplets, nbc, Octomom, oprah

THE FAT POLICE ARE COMING!

December 7, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration has formed the world’s first Fat Police unit.  They’re mission:  arrest the obese.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Chris Christie, fat, fat people, michelle obama, obama administration, obesity, oprah, sugar, Thought Police

DR. PHIL WARNS OF ALIEN INVASION

October 14, 2011 by Frank Lake

LOS ANGELES – Dr. Phil announced on his show that there is an alien invasion under way and we must all prepare!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags alien, alien invasion, Aliens, dr. phil, oprah, Planet Gootan, Planet Zeeba, ufos

STUDY: MOST WOMEN HAVE TOXIC FRIENDS

August 23, 2011 by Foxington Delaware

A new study on relationships revealed that 84% of women have poisonous relationships.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags catfight, oprah
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