PANDORA’S BOX FOUND IN OPRAH’S ATTIC!

MONTECITO, CA – Greek scientists doing research at the University of California at Santa Barbara …

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JESUS HAD A WIFE: SHE LOOKED LIKE OPRAH

A Colgate College historian has identified a faded, fourth-century scrap of papyrus he calls “Jesus’s Wife’s Diary.” One line of the torn fragment of text purportedly reads: “Jesus said to them, ‘My wife is beautiful.'”

KIM KARDASHIAN’S BUTT EXPLODES

LAS VEGAS –   Tragedy struck Kim Kardashian last night on a private flight from New Jersey to Las Vegas.  Her left butt cheek exploded.

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OCTOMOM LAUNCHES ADVICE SHOW ON PARENTING

LOS ANGELES –  Octomom is launching a show on parenting.  It will launch online first, but NBC is reportedly picking it up for the Spring. 

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