WASHINGTON, DC – Alien warriors for Planet Gootan planned to attack Earth today, but the invasion has been averted – thanks to President Obama’s secret negotiations!
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BILL CLINTON TO INTRODUCE MITT ROMNEY
Bill Clinton has accepted an invitation to introduce Mitt Romney at the Republican National Convention this evening.
GEORGE W. BUSH TO REPLACE REGIS PHILBIN
NEW YORK/CRAWFORD, TX – George W. Bush will be replacing Regis Philbin as co-host on his popular ABC talk show.
BUSH WATERBOARDED CHENEY
CRAWFORD, TX – George W. Bush reveals in his memoir, Decision Points, that he personally waterboarded VP Dick Cheney.
OSAMA BIN LADEN IS IN THE C.I.A.
WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration confirmed tonight that Osama Bin Laden is in the C.I.A.
GEORGE BUSH: "I'M GAY"
CRAWFORD, TX – George W. Bush shocked his family, friends and the nation by announcing today that he is gay.
CHELSEA CLINTON WEDDING GUEST LIST
WWN EXCLUSIVE – Bat Boy, Bigfoot, and Bush are all on the guest list for Chelsea Clinton’s wedding in Rhinebeck, New York on July 31.
BUSH: "I DID NOT SELL MY SOUL"
VANCOUVER – At a Canadian luncheon last week, former President Bush said, “I did not sell my soul.” Satan has disputed his statement.