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BILL GATES REJECTED BY THE ILLUMINATI!

December 17, 2020 by Dr. Magnus Bell

The secretive organization, The Illuminati, has refused admission to billionaire philanthropist Bill Gates Some feel the organization is completely fictional but others believe the Illuminati controls all media except the … READ MORE

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WORLD'S RICHEST WOMAN

May 23, 2012 by Hideaki Tailor

Meet the world’s richest woman.  She comes from the land down under…

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags bill gates, mark zuckerberg

MICROSOFT TOILETS

September 3, 2011 by Frank Lake

REDMOND, WA – Microsoft will be releasing Toilet 2.0.  A new toilet that will “revolutionize the way we go to the bathroom.”

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags bill gates, toilet, toilet paper, toilets

SARAH PALIN IS A ROBOT!

November 22, 2010 by J.B. Smitts

JUNEAU, ALASKA –   Sarah Palin is a robot and she/it malfunctioned during her new reality show!

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags alaska, bill gates, bristol palin, First Dude, microsoft, robotics, robots, sarah palin, sarkozy, tea party, Tea Party Patriot, todd palin

XBOX KINECT CREATED BY ALIENS

November 8, 2010 by J.B. Smitts

REDMOND, WA – Bill Gates announced that the technology used to make the Xbox Kinect was created by an aliens.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags bill gates, gaming, microsoft, playstation, xbox

OSAMA BIN LADEN IS IN THE C.I.A.

August 27, 2010 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON –  The Obama Administration confirmed tonight that Osama Bin Laden is in the C.I.A.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags al gore, al qaeda, bill gates, cuba, fidel castro, george bush, george w. bush, hillary clinton, north korea, obama administration, Osama, osama bin laden, Saudi Arabia, venezuela, wanted dead or alive, Wikileaks

THE BILLIONAIRE'S CLUB

August 5, 2010 by Garrett Hawley

NEW YORK, NY – A new club has been formed that requires a massive bank account – but it’s all for a good cause!

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Categories Celebs, Headlines, TopStory Tags bill gates, George Lucas, michael bloomberg, star wars, t. boone pickens, ted turner, warren buffett

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