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BILL GATES REJECTED BY THE ILLUMINATI!

December 17, 2020 by Dr. Magnus Bell

The secretive organization, The Illuminati, has refused admission to billionaire philanthropist Bill Gates Some feel …

May 23, 2012 by Hideaki Tailor

Meet the world’s richest woman. She comes from the land down under…

September 3, 2011 by Frank Lake

REDMOND, WA – Microsoft will be releasing Toilet 2.0. A new toilet that will “revolutionize the way we go to the bathroom.”

November 22, 2010 by J.B. Smitts

JUNEAU, ALASKA – Sarah Palin is a robot and she/it malfunctioned during her new reality show!

November 8, 2010 by J.B. Smitts

REDMOND, WA – Bill Gates announced that the technology used to make the Xbox Kinect was created by an aliens.

August 27, 2010 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration confirmed tonight that Osama Bin Laden is in the C.I.A.

August 5, 2010 by Garrett Hawley

NEW YORK, NY – A new club has been formed that requires a massive bank account – but it’s all for a good cause!