The secretive organization, The Illuminati, has refused admission to billionaire philanthropist Bill Gates Some feel the organization is completely fictional but others believe the Illuminati controls all media except the
REDMOND, WA – Microsoft will be releasing Toilet 2.0. A new toilet that will “revolutionize the way we go to the bathroom.”
JUNEAU, ALASKA – Sarah Palin is a robot and she/it malfunctioned during her new reality show!
REDMOND, WA – Bill Gates announced that the technology used to make the Xbox Kinect was created by an aliens.
WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration confirmed tonight that Osama Bin Laden is in the C.I.A.
NEW YORK, NY – A new club has been formed that requires a massive bank account – but it’s all for a good cause!
