HONG KONG – Apple’s CEO Timothy D. Cook announced lower iPhone prices during a visit to a plant in China today.
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CHINESE RELEASE THE iPHONE 8
HONG KONG – While Apple struggles to improve the iPhone 4, Chinese developers have released the iPhone 8.
STEVE JOBS TOMBSTONE
PALO ALTO, CA – WWN has learned that Apple has created a special tombstone for Steve Jobs.
WHITE HOUSE BANS FRENCH FRIES IN AMERICA
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama issued an Executive Order banning the production and/or consumption of French Fries!
APPLE TO BUILD SPACESHIP AS NEW HQ
CUPERTINO, CA — Steve Jobs announced he is building a new headquarters that will also double as a spaceship.
iPHONES TRACK USERS
PALO ALTO, CA – It was revealed today that iPhones keep track of everywhere a user goes… and saves the information in a database!