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APPLE RELEASES NEW PRODUCT – iCLIMAX

February 6, 2013 by Carl Woodward

Apple makes a bold penetration into the sex market.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags apple, iphone, iTunes

APPLE LOWERS IPHONE PRICES

March 29, 2012 by Elsa Akesson

HONG KONG – Apple’s CEO Timothy D. Cook announced lower iPhone prices during a visit to a plant in China today.

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Categories Aliens, TopStory Tags apple, AT&T, Henan, iphone, iPhone 4

CHINESE RELEASE THE iPHONE 8

March 5, 2012 by Tap Vann

HONG KONG – While Apple struggles to improve the iPhone 4, Chinese developers have released the iPhone 8.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags apple, Apps, Chinese leaders, Cupertino, iPhone 4, iPhone4, steve jobs

STEVE JOBS TOMBSTONE

January 4, 2012 by Tap Vann

PALO ALTO, CA –   WWN has learned that Apple has created a special tombstone for Steve Jobs.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags apple, Ipad, iPhone4, Palo Alto, steve jobs

MILKY WAY RENAMED WAL-MART WAY

December 10, 2011 by Frank Lake

Wal-Mart inked a deal to pay the U.S. government $50 million a year to rename our galaxy.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags apple, galaxy, hubble, mcdonald's, nancy pelosi, obama administration, solar system, Voyager, wal-mart

STEVE JOBS COMMENCEMENT SPEECH

October 6, 2011 by Frank Lake

RIP. Steve Jobs.  1955-2011.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags apple, Ipad, iphone, Mac, steve jobs

WHITE HOUSE BANS FRENCH FRIES IN AMERICA

June 22, 2021September 22, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama issued an Executive Order banning the production and/or consumption of French Fries!

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Categories Food, TopStory Tags apple, Apples, ban, french fries, michelle obama, obesity, overweight, trans fat

DRUNK MOOSE

September 7, 2011 by Tap Vann

WESTERN SWEDEN – A moose got drunk on fermenting apples and got stuck in an apple tree.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags apple, Apples, elk, moose, sweden

APPLE TO BUILD SPACESHIP AS NEW HQ

June 9, 2011 by Tap Vann

CUPERTINO, CA — Steve Jobs announced he is building a new headquarters that will also double as a spaceship.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags alien, alien spaceship, apple, Cupertino, Ipad, ipod, Mac, MacBook, nasa, spaceship, spaceships, steve jobs

iPHONES TRACK USERS

April 20, 2011 by Tap Vann

PALO ALTO, CA –  It was revealed today that iPhones keep track of everywhere a user goes… and saves the information in a database!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags apple, Ipad, iphone, iPhone 4, privacy, security, steve jobs, users
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