Be prepared when the undead arrive!
WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration confirmed tonight that Osama Bin Laden is in the C.I.A.
My fellow Americans, today is a great day! All over the country, folks like you and me will be getting together at Tea Party protests.
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama is opening the door to Cuba. The two countries will settle their differences once and for all in a Prime Time Tango dance-off.
HAVANA, CUBA – Fidel Castro met with US lawmakers for the first time in years this Tuesday. Political expert the Alien was on hand to assist with the talks.
GUANTANAMO BAY, CUBA – Rumors that President-elect Barack Obama will close the Guantanamo Bay prison has left more than just humans concerned.