Be prepared when the undead arrive!
SEAN PENN TO REPLACE CHAVEZ
Hugo Chavez died last night. He had handpicked his successor – Sean Penn.
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OSAMA BIN LADEN IS IN THE C.I.A.
WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration confirmed tonight that Osama Bin Laden is in the C.I.A.
ED ANGER SAYS: GET TO THE NEAREST TEA PARTY!
My fellow Americans, today is a great day! All over the country, folks like you and me will be getting together at Tea Party protests.
OBAMA OPENS DOORS TO CUBA
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama is opening the door to Cuba. The two countries will settle their differences once and for all in a Prime Time Tango dance-off.
FIDEL CASTRO MEETS THE ALIEN
HAVANA, CUBA – Fidel Castro met with US lawmakers for the first time in years this Tuesday. Political expert the Alien was on hand to assist with the talks.
ED ANGER SAYS: GET ME TO GITMO
I’m madder than a terrorist with a plugged up toilet about Guantanamo Bay!
ED ANGER SAYS: DOWN WITH THE DECLARATION OF DEPENDENCE
I’m angrier than Adam Smith in an itchy kilt about what’s happened to our once great nation!
CHAOS CLOUD COVERS GUANTANAMO BAY
GUANTANAMO BAY, CUBA – Rumors that President-elect Barack Obama will close the Guantanamo Bay prison has left more than just humans concerned.