WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama issued an Executive Order raising his salary to $1 million per year.
Cher reportedly came out and expressed her love for Mitt Romney.
WASHINGTON, DC – Whites are not reproducing and are dwindling in numbers. Officials have a solution – Hispanics are now white.
PARIS – A French sociologist has concluded that the smurfs are racist.
HAYDEN, ID – A KKK Snowman is on the loose, terrorizing local residents with his noose.
LOS ANGELES – The Alien Mothership hovering above Los Angeles finally had enough of Mel Gibson’s racist tirades and has called him back home.
NEW YORK, NY – TV political commentator Chris Matthews made a controversial statement during his State of the Union coverage.
I’m madder than a giraffe with tonsillitis!