Wal-Mart inked a deal to pay the U.S. government $50 million a year to rename our galaxy.
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WAL-MART TO SELL CASEY ANTHONY PINK TUX SHIRT
ARKANSAS – Wal-Mart signed a deal with Casey Anthony to sell the “Casey Anthony Pink Tux shirt” exclusively at their stores.
WAL-MART INSIDER: WE PAID OFF SUPREME COURT
BENTONVILLE, Ark., — A Wal-Mart executive insists the company paid off several Supreme Court Justices.
WAL-MART LAUNCHES CRUNCHY INSECT SNACK MIX
BENTONVILLE, AR – Wal-Mart has begun selling a crunchy snack mix that contains real insects!
BREAST MILK ICE CREAM
Ice cream parlors and grocery stores across the U.S. will begin selling ice cream made from breast milk. It’s organic!
CLOTHING PRICES TO RISE 50%
NEW YORK – Clothing industry analysts predict clothing prices will rise 50% in the coming months.
SEVERED FOOT
TACOMA, WA – Another foot has washed ashore. The Severed Foot Mystery deepens.
WAL-MART CITY
ARKANSAS – Citizens of the Razorback State voted “yes” on a state proposition that will permit the construction of Wal-Mart City.