WASHINGTON, DC – Whites are not reproducing and are dwindling in numbers. Officials have a solution – Hispanics are now white.
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OBAMA CELEBRATES MEXICAN INDEPENDENCE DAY
WASHINGTON – President Obama will throw a fiesta on September 16th to celebrate Mexico’s bicentennial.
SPANISH MOVED TO #1 ON VOICE PROMPTS
EL PASO, TX – In response to protests by Hispanic groups, telephony companies are reprogramming language voice prompts. Spanish will move from #2 to #1.