NEW YORK – Aliens have visited space shuttle Enterprise, and left evidence behind to prove it.
OBAMA SELLS NASA TO RUSSIA
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – After the Space Shuttle Atlantis blasted off for the last time, President Obama sold NASA – and all its parts – to Russia.
NASA TO LAUNCH POPE INTO SPACE
CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. — NASA announced that Pope Benedict XVI will be on the next Space Shuttle.
OBAMA BURNS TEXAS!
SAN ANTONIO – Rumors are spreading that President Obama ordered fires set in Texas. He’s had enough of The Lone Star State!
NASA ANNOUNCES NEW HOMES FOR SHUTTLES
WASHINGTON – NASA announced today that all three of its soon-to-be-retired shuttles will go to Disney facilities.