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RICK PERRY: DANCES WITH RABBIS

September 27, 2011 by Tap Vann

DALLAS – Sources close to Rick Perry say he regularly dances with Rabbis and hopes to become a Rabbi someday.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags governor rick perry, hannukah, menorah, Republican nomination, rick perry, running for President

OBAMA BURNS TEXAS!

May 14, 2011 by Frank Lake

SAN ANTONIO –  Rumors are spreading that President Obama ordered fires set in Texas.  He’s had enough of The Lone Star State!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags burns, governor rick perry, houston, obama, obama administration, prayers, rain Gods, space shuttle, texas, Wildfires

OBAMA RELEASES SECOND CHUPACABRA INTO TEXAS

July 14, 2010 by Frank Lake

BREAKING –  The U.S. Department of Interior Obama released a second Chupacabra today, this time into Texas.

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Categories Headlines, Mutants, TopStory Tags arizona immigration law, chupacabra, Goat sucker, governor jan brewer, governor rick perry, ICE, Jan Brewer, monster, mutant, president obama, rick perry, SB1070, texas

TEXAS SECESSION

April 17, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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AUSTIN, TX – Texas has seceded from the union.  Led by Governor Rick Perry, Texans and frustrated Conservatives are clamoring to Texas to start a new country.

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