PASS CHRISTIAN, MS – In last night’s debate, both presidential nominees Barack Obama and John McCain repeated a story about a “Joe Plumber”.
Month: October 2008
FEDS BUST ALIEN COCK FIGHTING RING
LOS LUNAS, NM – Federal Agents from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives raided an underground warehouse used to stage alien cock fighting.
UPDATE: HALF-HUMAN FISH ORIGINS
BREAKING NEWS: In a new study, scientists are researching the missing link between fish and land animals.
MADONNA DIVORCE SHOCKER!
Exclusive information reveals that Alex Rodriguez, Yankees player and rumored lover of Madonna, is actually Madonna’s son!
KRAKEN GREETS RETURN OF USS INTREPID
NEW YORK, NY – Following three years of repair, the USS Intrepid’s return to Manhattan was greeted by the Tri-State Area’s only known Kraken.
PALIN EXTERMINATING BIGFOOT
MARTINSVILLE, IL. – Bigfoot must be placed on Endangered Species List, and activists lay blame on Sarah Palin!
MOLE PEOPLE BEING EXPLOITED
WASHINGTON, D.C. -The U.S. military has found a race of Mole People, and may be planning to exploit them!
MCCAIN-BORG UPGRADES FOR DEBATE
DALLAS, TX – Republican presidential nominee John McCain announced Monday he will suspend his campaign yet again in order to upgrade his cybernetic systems.
FIRST EVER INTERSTELLAR EXTRADITION
SAFFORD, AZ. – A fugitive’s abduction by aliens has prompted a hasty interstellar extradition treaty, now under review by the U.S. Senate.