BROOKLYN – Faravores, followers of the latest food craze, demand distance for their delicacies.
FATTEST PLACE IN THE WORLD
NAURU – A small speck of an island in the South Pacific has the fattest people in the world and – the island is sinking!
POLAR BEAR CLUB HITS THE EAST RIVER
NEW YORK – The Queens Polar Bear Club hit the East River this morning for its annual New Year’s dip.
MERPEOPLE TO BUY CONEY ISLAND
NEW YORK, NY – New York state, desperate for money, has agreed to sell Coney Island to the Merpeople.
KRAKEN GREETS RETURN OF USS INTREPID
NEW YORK, NY – Following three years of repair, the USS Intrepid’s return to Manhattan was greeted by the Tri-State Area’s only known Kraken.