NEW YORK — After Derek Jeter reached the 3,000 hit mark, he was traded to the New York Mets.
NEW YORK – An anonymous donor offered Derek Jeter $100 million to ditch his new Yankee deal and join the Red Sox. Jeter agreed.
ARLINGTON, TX – Texas Ranger slugger Josh Hamilton announced he will join the priesthood after the World Series.
SAN DIEGO – The Padres, two games out for the wild card, decided to sell their souls to the devil.
George Steinbrenner, a towering figure in the sports world, died Tuesday morning in Tampa. George Costanza was arrested soon after in a nearby coffee shop.
PHILADELPHIA, PA – The New York Yankees have attributed their Halloween win to Bat Boy.
NEW YORK, NY – Alex Rodriguez has admitted to taking performance-enhancing drugs, and all the angels in the heavens above have wept as one.