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JETER HITS 3000, TRADED TO METS

July 10, 2011 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK — After Derek Jeter reached the 3,000 hit mark, he was traded to the New York Mets.

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Categories Headlines, Sports, TopStory Tags brian cashman, Derek Jeter, homer, New York Yankees, Steinbrenner, tampa bay rays, yankees

JETER CHANGES MIND, JOINS RED SOX

October 13, 2021December 5, 2010 by J.B. Smitts

NEW YORK – An anonymous donor offered Derek Jeter $100 million to ditch his new Yankee deal and join the Red Sox.   Jeter agreed.

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Categories Headlines, Sports, TopStory Tags a-rod, alex rodriguez, brian cashman, Deer, Derek Jeter, MLB, Red Sox, yankees

JOSH HAMILTON TO ENTER PRIESTHOOD

October 13, 2021October 25, 2010 by Frank Lake

ARLINGTON, TX  – Texas Ranger slugger Josh Hamilton announced he will join the priesthood after the World Series.

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Categories Headlines, Sports, TopStory Tags a-rod, Christianity, Katie, MVP, San Francisco Giants, tampa bay rays, texas rangers, world series, yankees

PADRES SELL SOULS FOR PLAYOFF SPOT

October 13, 2021October 1, 2010 by J.B. Smitts

SAN DIEGO – The Padres, two games out for the wild card, decided to sell their souls to the devil.

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Categories Headlines, Sports, TopStory Tags a-rod, Los Angeles Dodgers, Major League Baseball, MLB, San Francisco Giants, tampa bay rays, yankees

STEINBRENNER DIES, COSTANZA ARRESTED

July 13, 2010 by Frank Lake

George Steinbrenner, a towering figure in the sports world, died Tuesday morning in Tampa.  George Costanza was arrested soon after in a nearby coffee shop.

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Categories Headlines, Sports, TopStory Tags Derek Jeter, Dies of Heart Attack, George, George Costanza, Jerry Seinfeld, july 4th, MLB, seinfeld, Tampa, Yankee Stadium, yankees

WORLD SERIES GAME 3

November 2, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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PHILADELPHIA, PA – The New York Yankees have attributed their Halloween win to Bat Boy.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags Bat Boy, batboy, philadelphia, world series, yankees

MICHAEL JACKSON WAS TO BUY YANKEES?

August 10, 2009 by Lena Barker

BRONX, NY – It was reported that Michael Jackson was to trade in his famed sequined glove for a baseball mitt. The late eccentric millionaire was to buy the Yankee franchise — so he could play center field.

Categories Celebs Tags michael jackson, mj, New York Yankees, yankees, yankees owner

ALEX RODRIGUEZ ADMITS STEROID USE

October 13, 2021February 10, 2009 by Foxington Delaware

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NEW YORK, NY – Alex Rodriguez has admitted to taking performance-enhancing drugs, and all the angels in the heavens above have wept as one.

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Categories Headlines, Sports, TopStory Tags a-rod, alex rodriguez, msnbc, texas rangers, yankees

MADONNA DIVORCE SHOCKER!

October 13, 2021October 15, 2008 by Allie Pruitt

Exclusive information reveals that Alex Rodriguez, Yankees player and rumored lover of Madonna, is actually Madonna’s son!

Categories Celebs, Sports Tags a-rod, adoption, alex rodriguez, divorce, guy ritchie, guyritchie, lover, madonna, new york, pregnancy, university of michigan, yankees

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