Evidence of a giant sea monster, the mythological Kraken – twice as big as a colossal squid – has been discovered.
OBAMA VACATION DELAYED BY HURRICANE BILL
MARTHA’S VINEYARD, MA – The Obama family began their week-long vacation this weekend.
KRAKEN GREETS RETURN OF USS INTREPID
NEW YORK, NY – Following three years of repair, the USS Intrepid’s return to Manhattan was greeted by the Tri-State Area’s only known Kraken.