$9.99-a-gallon gas prices shocked motorists all around the USA. Ouch!
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OIL FOUND ON MOON!
Huge oil reserves have been found on the moon. Gas prices will fall to $0.10 a gallon as OPEC oil becomes obsolete!
EDGAR CAYCE PREDICTED WORLD WAR III IN 2011
The Sleeping Prophet, Edgar Cayce, predicted in 1942 that World War III would begin in 2011!
AUGUST METEOR SHOWER WORTH WEIGHT IN OIL
SCRUFFE, VT – When 55 year-old Sydney Hale bought his house, the Realtor explained that there was a reason that the price was just 55K.
POSEIDON: I AM ALTERNATIVE ENERGY
The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! I, the great and terrible Poseidon, can supply you with boundless alternative energy.
MOLE PEOPLE BEING EXPLOITED
WASHINGTON, D.C. -The U.S. military has found a race of Mole People, and may be planning to exploit them!
Oil Drill Opens Hole Into Hell
PRUDHOE BAY, AK – Something is emerging from Hell!
That is the horrifying warning of more than 60 eyewitnesses who have seen the monstrous shape roaring out of a mile-deep Alaskan oil well amid stinking clouds of sulfur.