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LAS VEGAS – Heidi Klum has chosen her Halloween costume – she’s going as Bat Boy!
FIRST WOMAN PRIEST
A Roman Catholic church ordained a 70-year-old woman a priest in Louisville, Kentucky.
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NYPD TAKES GUNS AWAY FROM OFFICERS
Mayor Bloomberg and NYPC Police Chief Ray Kelly have decided to take all the guns away from NY C police officers.
BAT BOY SPOTTED WITH "THE DRIVER"
Bat Boy was spotted on South Beach reading the hot new comic thriller, The Driver!
LENO DECLARES WAR ON FALLON
Jay Leno reportedly vows to stop Jimmy Fallon from taking over The Tonight Show. By any means necessary.
BAT BOY WILL BE THE NEXT POPE!
On the same day Pope Benedict XVI had an emotional send-off in St. Peters Square, it was announced that Bat Boy will be the next Pope!