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LAS Â VEGAS – Heidi Klum has chosen her Halloween costume – she’s going as Bat Boy!
FIRST WOMAN PRIEST
A Roman Catholic church ordained a 70-year-old woman a priest in Louisville, Kentucky.
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STUDY: CRONUTS RAISE IQ
A study has revealed that eating the latest new breakfast food – Cronuts – raises  IQ by 20 points. Cronuts – are a combination of croissants and  donuts – have become the … READ MORE
NYPD TAKES GUNS AWAY FROM OFFICERS
Mayor Bloomberg and NYPC Police Chief Ray Kelly have decided to take all the guns away from NY C police officers.
BAT BOY SPOTTED WITH "THE DRIVER"
Bat Boy was spotted on South Beach reading the hot new comic thriller, The Driver!
LINDSAY LOHAN THROWS PARTY AT REHAB
Lindsay Lohan threw a big beer and wine party on her first night in rehab. The owner of Six Corners Liquors — just a quarter mile from Seafield Center — … READ MORE
LENO DECLARES WAR ON FALLON
Jay Leno reportedly vows to stop Jimmy Fallon from taking over The Tonight Show. By any means necessary.
BAT BOY WILL BE THE NEXT POPE!
On the same day Pope Benedict XVI had an emotional send-off in St. Peters Square, it was announced that Bat Boy will be the next Pope!
BLOOMBERG BANS PIZZA
Mayor Bloomberg has followed up on ban of sugar, salt and styrofoam with a ban on pizza.