BREAKING NEWS – Osama bin Laden was spotted in Tehran yesterday!
FBI ARREST BAT BOY AT NYC COMEDY CLUB
Last night the FBI finally got their mutant! They rushed into Stand Up NY, a popular comedy club on the Upper West Side, and arrested Bat Boy!
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FEDS BUST ALIEN COCK FIGHTING RING
LOS LUNAS, NM – Federal Agents from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives raided an underground warehouse used to stage alien cock fighting.