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March Madness Gets St. Peter Fired! 

March 26, 2022 by Joe Bigeye

St. Peter, who is also known as the first Pope, was distracted as he was watching the latest St. Peter’s University NCAA basketball game. His job of course is to … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Sports Tags march madness, NCAA tournament, St. Peter, st. Peters

NY FOOTBALL GIANTS SIGN A REAL GIANT!

September 10, 2021 by Joe Bigeye

New “woke” NFL rules are now taking effect!  He’s 12’ 8” tall and weighs over 850lbs. Yes the NY Giants finally signed Justin Bunyon, who is a genuine giant. His … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Sports Tags lions, NFL
Tom Brady Sprouts Extra Fingers

Tom Brady Sprouts Extra Fingers

June 19, 2021 by WWN Staff
Categories Memeable, Sports Tags Tom Brady

NY METS ACE JACOB deGROM IS AN ALIEN!

May 31, 2021 by Joe Bigeye

Yes, all rumors have been confirmed! Weekly World News has the exclusive! The NY Mets star pitcher Jacob deGrom is an alien. “He throws 120 MPH in the bullpen, he … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Sports Tags Aliens, NY Mets

WWN SPORTS: Teenage Pitcher Throws 151 MPH!

April 30, 2021April 30, 2021 by Joe Bigeye

16-year-old Sidd Finch Jr., the son of the former NY Mets prospect, is the real thing. He’s been spotted working out with rehabbing Mets star pitcher Noah Syndergaard in Port … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Sports Tags fastball, NY Mets, pitcher

BABE RUTH NEVER EXISTED!

March 6, 2020March 4, 2020 by Monterey Jones

THE MYTH DEBUNKED. IT WAS ALL MADE UP! Score one for the research team! Historians Montgomery Heffer and Tim Sumpernan hit a grand slam yesterday, releasing their startling findings that … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Sports Tags New York Yankees

NIGHTBALL ROUNDUP – ACTION HEATS UP!

February 20, 2020February 20, 2020 by Boyce Day

Exciting Action and a Few Surprises! This past weekend saw traditional powerhouses consolidating their gains, as the Runtern Arrows downed the Mecklenburg Silhouettes 4 (O) – 4 (P) and the … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Sports Tags basketball, nightball, rugby, soccer

NIGHTBALL ROUNDUP: SIDES AND SLIDES

January 31, 2020 by Boyce Day

Last night, two nightball superstars met for the first time in over a year as Adam Daimler (of the Lutherville Bulls) and Yancey Fellows (of the Columbia Arrows) found themselves on opposite … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Sports Tags nightball, rugby, tennis

NIGHTBALL ROUNDUP: FULL OF FULTON!

January 23, 2020 by Boyce Day

The result in yesterday’s nightball match surprised even veteran observers of the sport, with the Fulton Rangers defeating the Chalkridge Giants by a score of 11 (C) – 12 (B). … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Sports Tags basketball, championship, cricket, football, Sports

TIGER CURSED

February 26, 2020July 4, 2016 by Frank Lake
Tiger Woods lost (again) at the U.S. Open.  This time he blamed his loss on a voodoo curse his ex-wife placed on him.

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Categories Occult, Sports Tags bad luck, curse, cursed, Elin, elin nordegren, mistresses, PGA, Tiger, Tiger Woods, U.S. Open
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