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AUTUMN EGGS WON’T BALANCE!

September 22, 2011 by Frank Lake

Today is the autumn equinox. Usually, you can balance an egg.  Not this year.  What is going on?

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags eggs, nostradamus, nostradamus prophecies, vernal equinox

NATIONAL RECALL DAY!

August 18, 2010 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – President Obama declared today, August 18th,  “National Recall Day.”   So… send it back!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags chrysler, Dr. Laura, Dr. Laura N word, Dr. Laura Schlessinger, egg recall, eggs, glenn beck, Hannity, N-word, president obama, recall, rush limbaugh, senator al franken, snooki, snuggie, Steve Slater

EASTER BUNNY IN REHAB?

April 8, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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RANCHO MIRAGE, CA – A six foot tall rabbit was seen leaving the Betty Ford Clinic this week.  Is the Easter Bunny trying to clean up before his big day?

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags animals, candy, children, chocolate, cocaine, comedy, drugs, easter, easter bunny, eggs, fbi, holiday, humor, new york, passover, rehab, substance abuse

BATNEY SPEARS!

December 4, 2008 by Sarah Haddad

LOS ANGELES, CA – Britney Spears has finally broken free of her keepers!

Categories Celebs Tags Bat Boy, batboy, batney, batney spears, batneyspears, britney for the record, britney spears, britneyspears, california, eggs, k-fed, kevin federline, los angeles, mtv, mutant, paparazzi

UPDATE: HALF-HUMAN FISH ORIGINS

October 16, 2008 by Tap Vann

BREAKING NEWS: In a new study, scientists are researching the missing link between fish and land animals.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags eggs, fish, half-human, houston, hurricane ike, Mutants, sea, texas
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