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WWN FIRST REPORTED CINDY MCCAIN AFFAIR

November 12, 2008 by Allie Pruitt

BREAKING NEWS: The National Enquirer is now backing Weekly World News’ story about Cindy McCain’s affair, but they’ve got the wrong guy!

November 12, 2008 by Allie Pruitt

NEW YORK, NY – Despite her girth, the World’s Fattest Cat was able to sneak into the “Quantum of Solace” premiere in Manhattan.

November 12, 2008 by Marge Floori

GROOM LAKE, NV – Mega-celeb Oprah Winfrey has been in discussions with top government officials in an attempt to purchase Area 51.

November 12, 2008 by Carl Woodward

STAMFORD, CT – In the midst of helping John McCain grieve, PhD Ape took a red-eye flight Monday night to be with Connecticut Senator Joe Lieberman.

November 11, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

MISSOULA, MT – Kim Jong Il was seen performing in the most unlikeliest of places.

November 11, 2008 by Lena Barker

GUANTANAMO BAY, CUBA – Rumors that President-elect Barack Obama will close the Guantanamo Bay prison has left more than just humans concerned.

November 11, 2008 by Gerry Dorsey

CARTER COUNTY, KY – Bat Boy was spotted joining in on a bat swarm in an effort to meet girls.

November 10, 2008 by Carl Woodward

CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama held a press conference early this morning to announce his appointee to the Inter-planetary organization.

November 10, 2008 by Hideaki Tailor

LOS ANGELES, CA – Obatma appeared on Larry King Live last night to “tell” his life story.

November 7, 2008 by Hideaki Tailor

CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama will soon be appointing members to his cabinet, and insiders are predicting one surprising addition.