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president-elect obama

OBAMA DENIED AREA 51

December 11, 2008 by Carl Woodward

LAS VEGAS, NV – President-Elect Obama’s streak of intergalactic bad luck continues this week as the Installation Commander of Area 51 refused to hand over the keys.

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Categories Aliens, TopStory Tags Aliens, area 51, Area51, barack obama, blagojevich arrest, blagojevich tapes, las vegas, nasa, nevada, obama, obamas transition team, president-elect obama, rod blagojevich, rodblagojevich, ufos

OBAMA INVITES ALIEN CHOIR TO WHITE HOUSE

December 8, 2008 by Carl Woodward

WASHINGTON, DC – President-Elect Obama asserted influence this weekend, advising President Bush on which holiday choir to pick for the White House – and they’re aliens!

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Categories Aliens, TopStory Tags barack obama, barackobama, chief of staff, illinois, meet the press, obama, president-elect obama, qwoak, rahm emmanuel, skokie, washington d.c., white house

OBAMA ADDS E.T. TO TEAM

November 26, 2008 by Hideaki Tailor

CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama has gone a step further in diversifying his transition team.

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OBATMA: CABINET MEMBER?

November 7, 2008 by Hideaki Tailor

CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama will soon be appointing members to his cabinet, and insiders are predicting one surprising addition.

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