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CHIMP ATTACK FAMILY SEEKS COUNSEL

February 17, 2009 by Dallas Commagreens

STAMFORD, CT – Travis the chimp was shot dead after brutally attacking a human, and now his family is seeking comfort and advice from the world’s only PhD Ape.

Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags ape, chimp attack, chimp killed, chimp shot, chimpanzee, chimpanzee attack, connecticut, monkey, phd ape, stamford, stamford chimp, travis chimpanzee, travis the chimp

FAT CAT DEBUTS TURBACONDUCKEN

November 27, 2008 by Carl Woodward

STAMFORD, CT – Tonya, the World’s Fattest Cat, debuted a new entrée just in time for Thanksgiving.

Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags connecticut, stamford, thanksgiving, tonya, turkey, world's fattest cat, worldsfattestcat

PhD APE FLIES TO LIEBERMAN'S SIDE

November 12, 2008 by Carl Woodward

STAMFORD, CT – In the midst of helping John McCain grieve, PhD Ape took a red-eye flight Monday night to be with Connecticut Senator Joe Lieberman.

Categories TopStory Tags barack obama, connecticut, harry reid, independent, joe lieberman, john mccain, phd ape, president bush, president elect, senate majority leader, stamford, texas, washington d.c.