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UPDATE: OBATMA CELEBRATES!

November 21, 2008 by Gerry Dorsey

UPDATE: Obatma rejoices over Clinton’s nomination for Secretary of State position: the Bureau of Mutant Affairs is his!

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Categories TopStory Tags barack obama, bureau of mutant affairs, clinton, commissioner, commissioner of the bureau of mutant affairs, hillary clinton, minority, mutant-americans, obama, obatma, president elect, washington, washington d.c.

OBAMA'S NEW PET

November 17, 2008 by Carl Woodward

CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Obama’s Transition team announced today that the First Family to be has made a very important decision.

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Categories TopStory Tags barack obama, barackobama, Bigfoot, chicago, cryptid, first family, illinois, malia, obama, obama's new dog, president elect, sasquatch, tiny bigfoot, west virginia, white house

PhD APE FLIES TO LIEBERMAN'S SIDE

November 12, 2008 by Carl Woodward

STAMFORD, CT – In the midst of helping John McCain grieve, PhD Ape took a red-eye flight Monday night to be with Connecticut Senator Joe Lieberman.

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Categories TopStory Tags barack obama, connecticut, harry reid, independent, joe lieberman, john mccain, phd ape, president bush, president elect, senate majority leader, stamford, texas, washington d.c.

OBATMA: CABINET MEMBER?

November 7, 2008 by Hideaki Tailor

CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama will soon be appointing members to his cabinet, and insiders are predicting one surprising addition.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags barack obama, barackobama, bill richardson, bureau of mutant affairs, caroline kennedy, commissioner, john kerry, mutant, obama, obamas cabinet, obatma, president elect, president-elect barack obama, president-elect obama

OUTER SPACE OUTSOURCING

November 6, 2008 by Erik Van Datiken

NEW YORK, NY – Alien and human labor activists are protesting outsourcing to a planet with a forty hour day.

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Categories Aliens, TopStory Tags Aliens, barack obama, barackobama, obama, president elect

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