KENSINGTON, ENGLAND – A pack of feral cats is terrorizing a neighborhood. Fifteen people have been killed by the cats!
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NEW SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERIES
NEW YORK, NY – New discoveries by scientists have shaken up the animal kingdom – and one of WWN’s own!
FOREVER 21 PLUS SIZE LINE
NEW YORK, NY – Fashion retailer Forever 21 debuted a new line of clothing for plus-sized women, along with the lines’ special consultant: Tonya, the World’s Fattest Cat!
ED ANGER SAYS: CAT MEAT’S FOR COMMIES!
All these bailouts and whatnot have got me as mixed up as a high-class hooker at a Motel 6!
OPRAH LEANS ON WORLD'S FATTEST CAT
CHICAGO, IL – In the latest issue of O Magazine, Oprah reveals that during years of struggling with rollercoaster weight gain/loss she had one consistent shoulder to lean on – Tonya’s!
WORLD'S FATTEST CAT ADOPTED
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Jon and Kate Gosselin, stars of the hit reality show, Jon and Kate Plus 8, have added one supersized mouth to their family this holiday season: Tonya!
FAT CAT DEBUTS TURBACONDUCKEN
STAMFORD, CT – Tonya, the World’s Fattest Cat, debuted a new entrée just in time for Thanksgiving.
WORLD'S FATTEST CAT HEATS UP 'TOP CHEF'
NEW YORK, NY – Tonya, the World’s Fattest Cat, continues her successful string of reality TV appearances by starring on the hit cooking competition show, Top Chef.
WORLD'S FATTEST CAT CRASHES BOND PREMIERE
NEW YORK, NY – Despite her girth, the World’s Fattest Cat was able to sneak into the “Quantum of Solace” premiere in Manhattan.
NO DEAL FOR WORLD'S FATTEST CAT
HOLLYWOOD, CA – Following an unsuccessful attempt to win The Biggest Loser, Tonya, the World’s Fattest Cat, made an appearance on Deal or No Deal.