MONTECITO, CA – Greek scientists doing research at the University of California at Santa Barbara have announced a major discovery. They’ve found Pandora’s Box in the attic of Oprah Winfrey!
Oprah reportedly announced on her network that she has adopted Lindsay Lohan!
Oprah reportedly tried to get a mortgage for her nephew in Brooklyn – but was turned down!
Rihanna has finally – and officially – dumped Chris Brown. She is now in a relationship with Drake.
Manti Te’o sat down for an on-camera interview with Katie Couric – and she fell in love with him.
Lance Armstrong shocked Oprah by telling her that it was his twin brother, Larry, who rode the bike and took drugs.
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Manti Te’o sat down with Oprah today and confessed to being in on the “girlfriend” hoax.
A Colgate College historian has identified a faded, fourth-century scrap of papyrus he calls “Jesus’s Wife’s Diary.” One line of the torn fragment of text purportedly reads: “Jesus said to them, ‘My wife is beautiful.'”
LOS ANGELES – Larry Flynt and Hustler somehow got their hands on an Oprah sex tape and are going to release it!
LAS VEGAS – O.J. Simpson has confessed to Oprah Winfrey that he murdered his former wife and Ron Goldman.