CHAPEL HILL, NC – Nutrition expert, Dr. Nicholas Perricone, has added Twinkies to his list of superfoods.
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OCTOMOM LAUNCHES ADVICE SHOW ON PARENTING
LOS ANGELES – Octomom is launching a show on parenting. It will launch online first, but NBC is reportedly picking it up for the Spring.
DR. PHIL WARNS OF ALIEN INVASION
LOS ANGELES – Dr. Phil announced on his show that there is an alien invasion under way and we must all prepare!
DR. PHIL OFFERS ADVICE TO LEBRON JAMES
NEW YORK, NY – One star NBA player has received advice from an unlikely source regarding free agency!
OPRAH TRIES TO PURCHASE AREA 51
GROOM LAKE, NV – Mega-celeb Oprah Winfrey has been in discussions with top government officials in an attempt to purchase Area 51.
PHD APE TO COUNSEL GUY RITCHIE
LOS ANGELES, CA –Guy Ritchie has accepted PhD Ape’s council after the announcement of his divorce from Madonna.