ATLANTIC CITY – Hurricane Irene is weakening and may not be the “apocalypse” that authorities in multiple states are making it out to be.
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CONGRESS REPEALS DADT
WASHINGTON – The Senate voted to repeal the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy for the military, then applied it to Congress!
OPRAH TRIES TO PURCHASE AREA 51
GROOM LAKE, NV – Mega-celeb Oprah Winfrey has been in discussions with top government officials in an attempt to purchase Area 51.
Third Armrest in New Military Plane
TOOELE, NV – According to former Air Force engineer Scott Rasla, America’s latest warplane isn’t entirely of this earth.
Alien Skull at Roswell
New cracks have appeared in the 61-year cover-up of a fatal UFO crash in Roswell, New Mexico
Russians Train Mummy Air Force
Surveillance photos reveal the Russian air command has been training the undead as paratroopers
Crop Circles are Alien Graffiti!
“After spending decades trying to decipher crop circles, we have found they are nothing more than obscenity-laced insults”