STATE COLLEGE, PA – Penn State fired a legend last night, football coach Joe Paterno. The Penn State campus erupted!
SEAN PENN TO REPLACE CHAVEZ
Hugo Chavez died last night. He had handpicked his successor – Sean Penn.
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CHAOS CLOUD COVERS GUANTANAMO BAY
GUANTANAMO BAY, CUBA – Rumors that President-elect Barack Obama will close the Guantanamo Bay prison has left more than just humans concerned.