LAS VEGAS – Early voting has assured victory for Harry Reid in next week’s midterm elections.
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SENATE VOTES TO GIVE UNEMPLOYED NEW HOUSES, CARS
WASHINGTON – The Senate voted 60-40 on Tuesday to move forward with buying new houses and cars for all unemployed Americans.
HARRY REID JOINS MALE BROTHEL
TONOPAH, NEVADA — Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid has decided to work for a male brothel in Nevada, part of a new campaign strategy “to serve all Nevada voters.”
PhD APE FLIES TO LIEBERMAN'S SIDE
STAMFORD, CT – In the midst of helping John McCain grieve, PhD Ape took a red-eye flight Monday night to be with Connecticut Senator Joe Lieberman.
CONGRESS NAMES MCCAIN "MISS CONGENIALITY"
WASHINGTON, DC – After the stress of finalizing the bailout plan for the nation’s distressed financial institutions, the U.S. Senate took a break and awarded John McCain an honorary Miss Congeniality Award.