BLACK ROCK CITY – The Obamas are at Burning Man – getting ready for next week’s Democratic Convention.
NEVADA – Prostitutes in Nevada are campaigning for Ron Paul and they are holding fundraising events at the Bunny Ranch.
SOUTHERN NEVADA – Dennis Hof, of Cathouse fame, has opened a new brothel that features sex with aliens.
BLACK ROCK CITY – The Obamas are going to Burning Man to celebrate the President’s 50th Birthday and extend their vacation.
BEIJING, China – Chimpanzees are now being used for outsourced technical support.
BLACK ROCK CITY – The Obamas flew away from Martha’s Vineyard today to attend Burning Man.
TONOPAH, NEVADA — Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid has decided to work for a male brothel in Nevada, part of a new campaign strategy “to serve all Nevada voters.”
LAS VEGAS, NV – Tanya Angus was a perfectly healthy 20 year old woman, when she noticed that her clothes were beginning to not fit.
LAS VEGAS, NV – The Death Ray app has made its premiere at the popular Consumer Electronics Show amidst drama and fear.