NORWALK, CT – Sean Penn has come to the rescue again! He is helping victims of Hurricane Irene.
LADY GAGA SHOOTS HER GUN BRA!
At her concert in Vancouver, Lady Gaga accidentally shot off her gun bra backstage.
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HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS TO LEAVE HARLEM
GREENWICH, CT – Harlem Globetrotters 4-point shot shadowed by announcement of name change and move.
CHIMP ATTACK FAMILY SEEKS COUNSEL
STAMFORD, CT – Travis the chimp was shot dead after brutally attacking a human, and now his family is seeking comfort and advice from the world’s only PhD Ape.
ANN COULTER IN VOTER FRAUD SCANDAL
HARTFORD, CT – Weekly World News investigators have discovered that Ann Coulter may actually be a man.
FAT CAT DEBUTS TURBACONDUCKEN
STAMFORD, CT – Tonya, the World’s Fattest Cat, debuted a new entrée just in time for Thanksgiving.
CHAOS CLOUD COVERS NEW HAVEN
NEW HAVEN, CT – The Chaos Cloud settled over New Haven City Hall yesterday in preparation for the start of official gay marriages.
PhD APE FLIES TO LIEBERMAN'S SIDE
STAMFORD, CT – In the midst of helping John McCain grieve, PhD Ape took a red-eye flight Monday night to be with Connecticut Senator Joe Lieberman.