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UNITED STATES SURRENDERS TO JAPAN

March 7, 2014 by Tap Vann

Though North Korea is the country threatening the United States, Secretary of State, John Kerry, surrendered to Japan.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags japan, john kerry, missiles, north korea, Pearl Harbor, pyongyang, Seoul, South Korea, united states

KIM JONG-il: TOP 10 FUN FACTS

December 20, 2011 by Frank Lake

Here’s ten little known fun facts about Dear Leader.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Dear Leader, katy perry, kim jong il, Kim Jong-il dead, Korean, North Korean, pyongyang, supreme leader

KIM JONG-iI KILLED BY CHUCK NORRIS!

December 19, 2011 by Frank Lake

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA –  State media declared last night that Kim Jong-il is dead… killed by the hands of  Chuck Norris.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags chuck norris, Dear Leader, Gaddafi, Kim Jong II, korea, Korean, north korea, Osama, pyongyang

BILL CLINTON IN NORTH KOREA

June 27, 2022August 5, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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LOS ANGELES – Bill Clinton returns to the US with freed North Korean prisoners.  Weekly World News has acquired a transcript of his exchange with Kim Jong Il.

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags bill clinton, Bill Clinton north korea, kim jong il, north korea, Nuclear, nuclear weapons, prison, pyongyang, rock-n-roll, the beatles, Washington D.C, white house

KIM JONG IL-ATOLGY

March 23, 2009 by Shoeless Joe Jackson

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NEW YORK, NY – No doubt that most in America have heard of the NCAA tournament, if not gotten involved in an office pool, online contest, or friendly wager.

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Categories Sports, TopStory Tags arizona, barack obama, detroit, duke, espn, Final Four, kim jong il, louisville, march madness, NCAA tournament, north korea, pyongyang

KIM JONG IL SPOTTED AT OPEN MIC NIGHT

November 11, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

MISSOULA, MT – Kim Jong Il was seen performing in the most unlikeliest of places.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags blues, country, dictator, garth brooks, johnny cash, kim jong il, kimjongil, montana, north korea, pyongyang, state department, walk the line

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