ATHENS, GA – Kim Jong Il has been sighted at a record store in Athens, Georgia.
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Kim Jong Il Sighted at Chattanooga BK
Wearing a “Dollywood” t-shirt and Elvis hairstyle, the dictator discreetly ate his meal in the corner of the restaurant