COLOGNE, Germany – This may be the most important find since the Dead Sea Scrolls!
WASHINGTON – U.S. Army is now allowing minors to serve in the military in preparation for a war with Libya.
BAGHDAD – Did humans discover electricity long before the history books tell us? That is the implication of the mysterious Baghdad Battery.
CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama held a press conference early this morning to announce his appointee to the Inter-planetary organization.
I was as happy as Joe Biden at a Hair Club for Men conference to see Sarah Palin crush Joe Biden in the VP debate last week. Sarah had me at “Hey, can I call you Joe?”