VIDEO – ALIEN ON TAPE?
Larry King interviews Stan Romanek, who says he shot footage of a real alien outside his house.
Monthly Archives: October 2008
JOSEPH PLUMMER IS JOE PLUMBER
PASS CHRISTIAN, MS – In last night’s debate, both presidential nominees Barack Obama and John McCain repeated a story about a “Joe Plumber”. Weekly World News researchers scoured the nation for this elusive American.
FEDS BUST ALIEN COCK FIGHTING RING
LOS LUNAS, NM – Federal Agents from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives in cooperation with the FBI raided an underground warehouse used to stage alien cock fighting.
UPDATE: HALF-HUMAN FISH ORIGINS
BREAKING NEWS: In a new study, scientists are researching the missing link between fish and land animals.
MADONNA DIVORCE SHOCKER!
Exclusive information reveals that Alex Rodriguez, Yankees player and rumored lover of Madonna, is actually Madonna’s son!
KRAKEN GREETS RETURN OF USS INTREPID
NEW YORK, NY – Following three years of repair, the USS Intrepid’s return to Manhattan was greeted by hundreds of history buffs as well as the Tri-State Area’s only known Kraken.
PALIN EXTERMINATING BIGFOOT
MARTINSVILLE, IL. – Bigfoot must be placed on Endangered Species List, and activists lay blame on Sarah Palin!
MOLE PEOPLE BEING EXPLOITED
WASHINGTON, D.C. -The U.S. military has found a race of Mole People, and may be planning to exploit them!
OBATMA!
At a shocking press conference this morning, Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama announced that he has a half-man half-bat half-brother.
MCCAIN-BORG UPGRADES FOR DEBATE
DALLAS, TX – Republican presidential nominee John McCain announced Monday he will suspend his campaign yet again in order to upgrade his cybernetic systems. Sources say he hopes to appear more passably human before the final debate.
