TONOPAH, NEVADA — Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid has decided to work for a male brothel in Nevada, part of a new campaign strategy “to serve all Nevada voters.”
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OBAMA RELEASES SECOND CHUPACABRA INTO TEXAS
BREAKING – The U.S. Department of Interior Obama released a second Chupacabra today, this time into Texas.
CHELSEA CLINTON WEDDING GUEST LIST
WWN EXCLUSIVE – Bat Boy, Bigfoot, and Bush are all on the guest list for Chelsea Clinton’s wedding in Rhinebeck, New York on July 31.
JESSE JAMES TO STAR IN BLIND SIDE SEQUEL
LOS ANGELES – Producers of the hit Sandra Bullock drama, The Blind Side, announced today that Jesse James has agreed to co-star in the sequel.
STEINBRENNER DIES, COSTANZA ARRESTED
George Steinbrenner, a towering figure in the sports world, died Tuesday morning in Tampa. George Costanza was arrested soon after in a nearby coffee shop.
MARISA MILLER BECOMES A NUN
LOS ANGELES – Marisa Miller is giving up her career as a supermodel so she can become a Catholic nun.
JUSTIN BEAVER FOUND IN OREGON
PORTLAND, OR – Justin Beaver, the beaver born with the face of Justin Beiber, was found today in a stream bed outside Portland.
RUSSIA SWAPS PUTIN FOR PALIN
AUSTRIA – In a secret swap on the tarmac of the Vienna airport, Russia and the United States returned their respective spies: Vladmir Putin and Sarah Palin.
HAPPY TRAILS! TRIGGER FOR SALE!
New York, NY – Christie’s is auctioning off the belongings of movie cowboy Roy Rogers – including the preserved remains of his famous horse, Trigger.
MEL CALLED BACK TO ALIEN MOTHERSHIP
LOS ANGELES – The Alien Mothership hovering above Los Angeles finally had enough of Mel Gibson’s racist tirades and has called him back home.