ST. LUCIA – Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were married in the Caribbean over the Columbus Day holiday.
LONDON – Royal insiders have confirmed that Pippa Middleton has just filmed a porn film!
VANCOUVER – Scientists have successfully cloned Justin Beiber. They plan to form the world’s greatest boy band!
LOS ANGELES – The Teen Choice Awards were aired tonight on Fox and the biggest winner was… LeBron James.
PORTLAND, OR – Justin Beaver, the beaver born with the face of Justin Beiber, was found today in a stream bed outside Portland.
EAST HAMPTON, NY – Lady Gaga was thrown out Santos Party House in New York City last night and this morning was found in Jerry Seinfeld’s house in East Hampton.