ALBUQUERQUE, NM – Sew another star on the flag. Mexico will become our 51st state in 2014.
OBAMA MAKES APRIL 1st “OPEN BORDERS DAY”
President Obama announced that for today only – the borders to the U.S. will be open. All are welcome!
SOCAL TO SECEDE; FORM NEW STATE
SAN DIEGO – 13 Southern California counties have voted to secede from California and form a new state.
OBAMA TO DEPORT 15 MILLION REPUBLICANS
DALLAS, TX – Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, announced the White House’s plan to deport 15 million Republicans to Mexico.