HOLLYWOOD – Rumors have been confirmed. Megan Fox is pregnant AND… she’s still a man!
KONA, HI – WWN has confirmed that Megan Fox married Brian Austin Green on June 24th. WWN also confirmed that she is still a man.
LAS VEGAS – Tragedy struck Kim Kardashian last night on a private flight from New Jersey to Las Vegas. Her left butt cheek exploded.
RENO – Operation Beautiful was started to boost women’s self-esteem. Operation Big will do the same for men.
Sao Paolo, Brazil – Lea T, the famous Brazilian model, is in the midst of a sex change transition.
MALIBU – Surfers at Zuma Beach were shocked to see a mermaid, especially when the mermaid is Halle Berry!
TONOPAH, NEVADA — Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid has decided to work for a male brothel in Nevada, part of a new campaign strategy “to serve all Nevada voters.”