SHOCK POLL: ROMNEY LEADS OBAMA BY 22 POINTS

In a shocking new WWN/PPQ Presidential Poll, Mitt Romney is pulling away from Barack Obama.  Romney’s up by 22!

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OBAMA TO DEPORT 15 MILLION REPUBLICANS

DALLAS, TX – Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, announced the White House’s plan to deport 15 million Republicans to Mexico.

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CHENEY: LIMBAUGH IS MODEL REPUBLICAN

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WASHINGTON, DC – This weekend, former Vice President Dick Cheney said Rush Limbaugh was his model Republican.

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CHENEY COMES OUT OF THE COFFIN

WASHINGTON, DC – Vice President Dick Cheney has announced that he is a Vampire.  At a press conference in the hours before dawn, Cheney stated, “I am an Undead-American.”

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