A MONSTER WITH A PONTOON BOAT? MEET JEFF, CHAMP’S LESSER-KNOWN COUSIN

PLATTSBURGH, NY – Everyone knows, The Lake Champlain Monster, the dinosaur-like creature known as Champ, But few know his cousin, Jeff. Unlike Champ, Jeff didn’t inherit the dinosaur gene, But as the lore goes, Jeff is a talented shape-shifter. For now, it seems Jeff’s chosen form is that of abalding middle-aged man. Jeff is far … READ MORE

KANGOROUS AWAKENS!

The Mystifying Menace is back! SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – A horrible and mystifying new menace has once again arisen to threaten Australia and perhaps all of humankind: “I was on my way to Bondi Beach when the earth began to tremble violently,” eighteen-year-old bike repairman Rolf Steadman told Weekly World News.  “Sidewalks buckled and cracked, rolling … READ MORE

WATER MONSTER KILLED IN JERSEY

Creature is bizarre and unfamiliar to fishermen. Sometimes, catching the biggest fish is not what you want, after all. An unsuspecting fishing trip in New Jersey took a strange turn as an area man with a bow and arrow snatched a creature many claim to have never seen. Some say its an enlarged sea lamprey, … READ MORE