OBAMA TO DEPORT 15 MILLION REPUBLICANS

DALLAS, TX – Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, announced the White House’s plan to deport 15 million Republicans to Mexico.

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GORE STRONG ENOUGH TO BE CROW'S MAN


WORLD EXCLUSIVE –  Weekly World News has learned that Al Gore has not been having an affair with Laurie David for the past two years, but instead has been involved with rocker Sheryl Crow. 

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ED ANGER: "GOOD RIDDANCE, EVENING NEWS!"

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I’m madder than Dan Rather with a busted microphone! Obama still hasn’t bought me a new TV, dammit.

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"Left Eye" Saves Debate

WASHINGTON, D.C. – John McCain received support from a most unlikely source today.
WIth his popularity slipping in the polls. his running mate pounded by Katie Couric, and internet rumors that a stroke has caused laziness in his left eye, McCain was visited by the apparition of former TLC singer Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes.