Vanilla Ice died in a car crash, was laid to rest in a coffin and – woke up!
ALIEN ICE FALLS ON BROOKLYN
Chunks of alien ice balls fell from the sky on an 80-degree day in Brooklyn.
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FARMERS' ALMANAC PREDICTS COMING ICE AGE
The Farmers’ Almanac is predicting a new Ice Age to begin in January, 2014.
ASTRONOMERS FIND ICE ON DWARF
Astronomers recently discovered that the dwarf planet 2007 OR10 – nicknamed ‘Snow White’ – is an icy world, with about half its surface covered in ice.
OBAMA TO DEPORT 15 MILLION REPUBLICANS
DALLAS, TX – Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, announced the White House’s plan to deport 15 million Republicans to Mexico.
OBAMA RELEASES SECOND CHUPACABRA INTO TEXAS
BREAKING – The U.S. Department of Interior Obama released a second Chupacabra today, this time into Texas.