U.S.A. got another medal last night, when Kobe Bryant was awarded the gold medal by athletes in Olympic Village.
MEET SUSIE – SEX ROBOT ADVICE COLUMNIST
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THE DRACULA FISH RETURNS!
LONDON – The Dracula Fish, who once attacked women in Eastern Europe, has returned!
LINDSAY LOHAN JOINS CAST OF BUCKWILD
Lindsay Lohan has signed on to join the reality cast of MTV’s new series – Buckwild!
STUDY: BRITISH ACCENT NO LONGER SEXY
PALO ALTO, CA – A new study out of Stanford University reveals that the British accent is no longer considered a positive trait for attracting sexual partners.
TRANSGENDER CLOWNFISH
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OAKLAND, CA – Teachers are using clownfish to teach children about being transgender.
FAA BANS SEX WHILE SKYDIVING
KERSFIELD, CA – The Federal Aviation Administration has banned sex while skydiving after a skydiving sex stunt caused a pilot to crash land.
SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE: ADELE
NEW YORK – New polls by Esquire, FHM and People reveal that men consider Adele the sexiest woman alive.
SEX EDUCATION MANDATORY FOR KINDERGARTEN CLASSES
NEW YORK – Sex education will be mandatory for all 5-year-old children in NYC.