U.S.A. got another medal last night, when Kobe Bryant was awarded the gold medal by athletes in Olympic Village.
THE DRACULA FISH RETURNS!
LONDON – The Dracula Fish, who once attacked women in Eastern Europe, has returned!
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LINDSAY LOHAN JOINS CAST OF BUCKWILD
Lindsay Lohan has signed on to join the reality cast of MTV’s new series – Buckwild!
STUDY: BRITISH ACCENT NO LONGER SEXY
PALO ALTO, CA – A new study out of Stanford University reveals that the British accent is no longer considered a positive trait for attracting sexual partners.
TRANSGENDER CLOWNFISH
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OAKLAND, CA – Teachers are using clownfish to teach children about being transgender.
FAA BANS SEX WHILE SKYDIVING
KERSFIELD, CA – The Federal Aviation Administration has banned sex while skydiving after a skydiving sex stunt caused a pilot to crash land.
SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE: ADELE
NEW YORK – New polls by Esquire, FHM and People reveal that men consider Adele the sexiest woman alive.
SEX EDUCATION MANDATORY FOR KINDERGARTEN CLASSES
NEW YORK – Sex education will be mandatory for all 5-year-old children in NYC.
OPRAH SEX TAPE!
LOS ANGELES – Larry Flynt and Hustler somehow got their hands on an Oprah sex tape and are going to release it!