WASHINGTON – Due to the poor economy, Congress voted today to rename Labor Day. This year it will be called “Sex Day.”
US News and World Report released its 2011 Best Colleges list and the University of New Jersey is #1 in the country.
DALLAS, TX – Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, announced the White House’s plan to deport 15 million Republicans to Mexico.
WASHINGTON D.C. – Senator Evan Bayh will not seek re-election this year. Citing an overly partisan climate in Washington he has decided to return to his home planet!
I’m madder than Jackie-O in a thrift shop!
WASHINGTON, DC – Scott Brown will be sworn in today, ahead of schedule. CSPAN is expecting the sexiest Senate inauguration ever!
Right about now, Ted Kennedy’s in hell, and he’s madder than Michael J. Fox playing freeze tag!
I’m madder than Ted Kennedy in an XS coffin!