GOP TAPS ‘CHILD PRODIGY’ STRATEGIST FOR ELECTION

According to reports, Republicans are employing 12-year-old “child prodigy” Billy Hogbin for the fall presidential election.

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FIDEL CASTRO MEETS THE ALIEN

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HAVANA, CUBA – Fidel Castro met with US lawmakers for the first time in years this Tuesday.  Political expert the Alien was on hand to assist with the talks. 

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Sarah Palien?

Following Sarah Palin’s emergence on the national stage, the blogosphere lit up with reports that Governor Palin does not actually hail from Wasilla, Alaska but from a planet known as Wazeela.
The tiny planet, which is located some 37,000 miles due east from the Sun, is known to be rich with fossil fuels that lie beneath snow-capped peaks.
Internet reports also cited the particularly short 5-month gestation period of Wazeela females as proof that Palin was, in fact, a Palien.