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POLITICS BANNED FROM ALL CABLE NEWS NETWORKS?

If a grass-roots organization has its way, all political shows would be banned from TV. …

At a press conference today, President Obama announced that he is ordering his face be …

Brian Williams has accepted a job as Managing Editor of Weekly World News!

SIMI VALLEY, CA – Ron Paul defeated Rick Perry in the debate last night, then beat him up backstage.

LOS ANGELES – After NBC and Comcast merged on Friday, the company created a new logo. They’ve dropped the peacock in favor of Bat Boy.

NEW YORK – After leaving MSNBC tonight, Keith Olbermann signed with Fox News.

NEW YORK – The Jetpack story that broke on WWN is gaining international attention. The U.N. has convened to discuss.

LOS ANGELES – The Mythbusters went on Keith Olbermann last night and confirmed that jetpacks have arrive – and are flying around L.A.

NEW YORK – Dan Rather went on MSNBC and confirmed to Lawrence O’Donnell that he is, in fact, an alien.

WASHINGTON – Following the advice of Rep. Alan Grayson (D-FL), President Obama fired Robert Gibbs and hired… Bozo.