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POLITICS BANNED FROM ALL CABLE NEWS NETWORKS?

February 28, 2020 by Brick Rivers

If a grass-roots organization has its way, all political shows would be banned from TV. “They’re all annoying and depressing,” says W. Thorndike Greene, president of the “Keep Stupidity Off … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags cnn, fox news, Hannity, msnbc

BRIAN WILLIAMS JOINS WWN

February 13, 2015 by Frank Lake

Brian Williams has accepted a job as Managing Editor of Weekly World News!

Categories Celebs, Headlines, TopStory Tags Bat Boy, brian williams, iraq, lying, msnbc, nbc, Planet Zeeba, WWN

RON PAUL WHOOPS RICK PERRY

September 8, 2011 by Frank Lake

SIMI VALLEY, CA – Ron Paul defeated Rick Perry in the debate last night,  then beat him up backstage.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags mitt romney, msnbc, ponzi scheme, Republican Debate, rick perry, Ron Paul

NBC COMCAST LOGO

January 29, 2011 by Tap Vann

LOS ANGELES –  After NBC and Comcast merged on Friday, the company created a new logo.  They’ve dropped the peacock in favor of Bat Boy.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Comcast, logo, msnbc, nbc, new

KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS

January 21, 2011 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK –  After leaving MSNBC tonight, Keith Olbermann signed with Fox News.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags bill o'reilly, Countdown, democratic party, fox news, glenn beck, keith olbermann, msnbc, Olbermann, phil griffin, Roger Ailes

WWN NEWS – ALL JETPACKS, ALL THE TIME

October 8, 2010 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK –  The Jetpack story that broke on WWN is gaining international attention.  The U.N. has convened to discuss.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags ban ki-moon, cnn, Fox & Friends, fox news, jetpacks, John Bolton, keith olbermann, msnbc, Mythbusters, Ph.D Ape, phd ape, The Martin, united nations

MYTHBUSTERS CONFIRM: JETPACKS IN L.A.!

October 8, 2010 by Frank Lake

LOS ANGELES – The Mythbusters went on Keith Olbermann last night and confirmed that jetpacks have arrive – and are flying around L.A.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Adam Savage, cnn, FoxNews, governor arnold schwarzenegger, Jamie Hyneman, Jerry Brown, jetpack, jetpacks, keith olbermann, meg whitman, msnbc, Mythbusters, The Martin, WWN

BOZO THE PRESS SECRETARY

August 12, 2010 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – Following the advice of Rep. Alan Grayson (D-FL), President Obama fired Robert Gibbs and hired… Bozo.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags alan grayson, clowns, cnn, David Axelrod, fox news, huffington post, Major Garrett, msnbc, rahm emanuel, robert gibbs, white house

ALEX RODRIGUEZ ADMITS STEROID USE

October 13, 2021February 10, 2009 by Foxington Delaware

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NEW YORK, NY – Alex Rodriguez has admitted to taking performance-enhancing drugs, and all the angels in the heavens above have wept as one.

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Categories Headlines, Sports, TopStory Tags a-rod, alex rodriguez, msnbc, texas rangers, yankees

Rove's Brain Goes on Attack, Literally!

September 18, 2008 by Carl Woodward

Viewers of Fox News report seeing political pundit Karl Rove’s brain escaping his head mid-sentence

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags biden, fox news, joe biden, joebiden, karl rove, karlrove, keith olbermann, morning joe, msnbc, new york, new york city, obama, Politics

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