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DEBT COLLECTION NINJAS

October 16, 2013 by Reginald Cunningham III

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NEW YORK, NY – Due to the economic crisis banks, credit, and collection agencies are employing ninjas to collect outstanding payments.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags banks, bills, debt, economic crisis, financial institutions, jpmorgan chase, ninjas

OBAMA TO WRITE NEW U.S. CONSTITUTION

April 25, 2012 by Frank Lake

[mpoverlay]WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama reportedly said The U.S. Constitution is out-of-date, so he is ripping it up and writing a new one.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags benjamin franklin, debt, debt celing, founding fathers, Franklin, Jefferson, madison, national debt, president obama, thomas jefferson, washington

MATT DAMON TO GIVE ALL HIS MONEY TO GOVERNMENT

August 3, 2011 by Frank Lake

HOLLYWOOD – In what could  be a new celebrity trend, Matt Damon,  announced he will give all his future earnings to the U.S. government.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags barack obama, debt, Debt Ceiling, Debt Deal, democrats, matt damon, Paul Ryan, taxes

NANCY PELOSI: THE WORLD ENDS ON AUG. 2nd

July 29, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC –  Nancy Pelosi went on all the news shows to make a proclamation:  the world will end on August 2nd!

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags budget, Cantor, debt, Debt Ceiling, end of the world, Eric Cantor, harry reid, nancy pelosi, president barack obama, speaker of the house, tea party, World Ends

OBAMA SELLS WHITE HOUSE

February 16, 2011 by J.B. Smitts

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Barack Obama revealed his “top secret” method for reducing the $14 trillion debt – he’s selling the White House!

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags American people, barack obama, budget, budget deficit, debt, federal deficit, oval office, white house

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