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MEXICO TO BE 51st STATE IN 2014

August 20, 2013 by Frank Lake

ALBUQUERQUE, NM – Sew another star on the flag.  Mexico will become our 51st state in 2014.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags arizona, Border Patrol, illegal immigration, immigration, Mexicans, mexico city, Ron Paul, SB1070, united states, United States of America

DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME

March 12, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

WASHINGTON – U.S. to develop giant reflective cones to keep the sun up 24/7.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags canada, mexico, U.S., united states, United States of America

EXECUTION DRUG DEPLETED: U.S. TURNS TO STONING

March 12, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

WASHINGTON – With supplies of execution drugs disappearing, the U.S. has turned to more primitive methods of execution.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags electric chair, Eric Holder, middle east, ohio, U.S., united states, United States of America, washington d.c.

U.S. ENLISTS 10 YEAR OLDS IN THE ARMY

March 9, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

WASHINGTON – U.S. Army is now allowing minors to serve in the military in preparation for a war with Libya.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags afghanistan, iraq, Libya, louisiana, PS3, U.S., u.s. armed forces, united states, United States of America, washington, xbox

U.S. BANS CONTRACEPTION

February 23, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

WASHINGTON –  A phenomenon known as natural decrease is becoming a pseudo pandemic within the U.S.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags condoms, congress, contraception, economic crisis, pandemic, Porn, pornography, U.S., United States of America, washington

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