Wild leprechauns have moved into Seattle and are responsible for thousands of vicious attacks.
SUPERVILLAINS ATTACK SEATTLE!
Supervillain, Rex Velvet has issued a video to the citizens of Seattle – superheroes not welcome!
GOOGLE TO GO WHERE NO SITE HAS GONE BEFORE
SAN FRANCISCO – Google CEO Eric Schmidt and co-founder Larry Page have teamed up with director James Cameron for a major space exploration project.
STARBUCKS TO SERVE ALCOHOL
AMANDA KNOX IS FREE!
PERUGIA, Italy — A jury overturned the murder conviction of Amanda Knox… and now she’s heading to Knoxville with a recording contract.
DEAD COW ON SHORE WARNING OF ALIEN INVASION
SEATTLE, WA – A dead cow washes ashore with the Mark of the Alien
NATIONAL SOUP SWAP DAY
PORTLAND, OR – Festivities ramp up for the 5th Annual National Soup Swap Day.
SASQUATCH MUSIC FESTIVAL ANNOUNCED
SEATTLE, WA – After this week’s announcement of the 2009 Sasquatch Music Festival, cyber cafes across the country are reporting mysterious nighttime break-ins.
DIANE SAWYER INTERVIEWS BIGFOOT PROSTITUTE
SEATTLE, WA – For her special this Friday, Diane Sawyer interviewed several unique stories in the sex industry, including a Sasquatch who turned to prostitution to survive.